Ah, so you’ve chosen to be a part of the dirty Ton.

Welcome!

In this experience, YOU curate a day for yourself in London.

Scroll below to begin.

Pick an event

To start your journey with London's most elite, the Ton, you must pick an event you wish to attend.

Queen's Ball

Pick an outfit

You’ve chosen an event but are you dressed appropriately enough for it?

To steer clear of prejudice and avoid judge-y looks from the rich, go ahead and select your outfit for the experience.

Pick a date

The final step, hover over the boxes to find the limited options of fine men in London's Ton to make your journey complete.

Option 1 is an acholic.

Option 2 has daddy issues.

Option 3 is a manchild.

Sorry to dissapoint you, but you don't really get any more things to choose.

Here ends your journey on this website, but if you try a little harder in real life, you might find yourself someone who's still classist, racist and misogynist.🌟